Keeping Yourself Happy | Joel Osteen
Joel Osteen Podcast
Joel Osteen & SiriusXM
4.6 • 976 Ratings
🗓️ 10 May 2024
⏱️ 29 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, this is Joel and Victoria. Thanks so much for listening to the podcast and thanks for supporting the ministry. |
| 0:07.1 | We believe you're going to have an awesome 2024, healthy, productive, and favor filled. God bless you today and enjoy the message. |
| 0:15.8 | And God bless you. It's a joy to come into your homes. We want you to know that we love you and we're believing that 2006 is going to be your best year so far. That's what I've been telling them here in this auditorium and we speak the same thing over you. Pray for you every single day. We may not know you but we feel like you're a part of our extended family. And if you're ever in our area, I hope you'll stop by and see us. |
| 0:38.8 | We'd love to have you be a part of one of our services. |
| 0:41.0 | Love to meet you in person. |
| 0:42.5 | I say it often, but these are the finest people in all of Houston. |
| 0:45.3 | So come on out whenever you can. |
| 0:47.0 | But God bless you. |
| 0:48.0 | Thanks for tuning in. |
| 0:49.6 | I like to get started with something funny each week. |
| 0:52.2 | And I heard about these three sisters that all |
| 0:54.8 | lived together. They were ages 96, 94, and 92. One day the 96-year-old draws a bath, and she puts |
| 1:02.7 | one foot in, and she pauses, and she hollers downstairs, I can't remember if I was getting in |
| 1:08.5 | or getting out. The 94-year-old says, I don't know, I'll come up there to see. |
| 1:13.5 | She gets halfway up the stairs, and she pauses and says, I can't remember if I was going up or coming down. The 92-year-old shook her head and said, man, I hope I never get that forgetful. And she knocked on wood for good luck. And then she said, hang on, I'll come help both of you as soon as I see who's at the door. |
| 1:13.2 | All right. knocked on wood for good luck. Then she said, hang on, I'll come help both of you as soon as I see who's at the door. |
| 1:31.1 | All right, hold up your Bible. |
| 1:33.1 | Say it like you mean it. |
| 1:34.3 | This is my Bible. |
| 1:36.0 | I am what it says I am. |
| 1:37.9 | I have what it says I have. |
| 1:39.9 | I can do what it says I can do. |
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