Have A Good Opinion Of Yourself | Joel Osteen
Joel Osteen Podcast
Joel Osteen & SiriusXM
4.6 • 976 Ratings
🗓️ 9 May 2024
⏱️ 30 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, this is Joel and Victoria. Thanks so much for listening to the podcast and thanks for supporting the ministry. |
| 0:07.1 | We believe you're going to have an awesome 2024, healthy, productive, and favor filled. |
| 0:12.8 | God bless you today and enjoy the message. |
| 0:15.4 | Well, God bless you. It is always our joy to come into your homes. |
| 0:20.0 | We love you. We know God has great things in store. |
| 0:23.3 | And if you're ever in the Houston area, I hope you'll stop by and be a part of one of our services. |
| 0:28.0 | I promise you, we'll make you feel right at home. These are the best people in all of Houston, Texas, right here at Lakewood. |
| 0:34.2 | So come by and see you sometime. Thanks again for coming out. Thanks for |
| 0:38.4 | tuning in. I like to start with something funny. And I heard about these three men that were out |
| 0:42.9 | walking through the wilderness. And they came upon this very violent, raging river. They needed to get |
| 0:48.6 | to the other side. The first man prayed, God, please give me the strength to make it a cross. |
| 0:54.3 | And poof, God gave him big arms and strong legs, and he was able to swim across in two hours. |
| 1:00.5 | The next man, seeing this, prayed God, please give me the strength and the tools to make it across. |
| 1:06.8 | And poof, God gave him a boat. |
| 1:08.7 | He was able to row across in 30 minutes. |
| 1:11.9 | The next man prayed, God, please give me the strength, the tools, and the intelligence to make it of course. |
| 1:17.8 | And poof, God turned him into a woman. |
| 1:21.4 | She looked at the map, hiked five minutes upstream, and walked across the bridge. |
| 1:29.4 | And yes, that was sent to me by a woman. |
| 1:33.5 | Hold up your Bible. Say it like you mean it. This is my Bible. I am what it says I am. |
| 1:39.5 | I have what it says I have. I can do what it says I can do. Today I will be taught the word of God. I boldly |
| 1:46.9 | confess my mind is alert, my heart is receptive, I will never be the same. In Jesus name, God bless you. |
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