Keep Ya Head Up

Community Service with Craig Conant

Craig Conant

Comedy

5 • 774 Ratings

🗓️ 28 July 2021

⏱️ 87 minutes

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Summary

Craig talks about the Ruff Ryders, the moon, and rotten potatoes. Get your tickets now for The Loosey Goosey Tour! - http://craigconant.com Here's the video about the Moon Craig mentions - https://youtu.be/wl1H1WxWTuc Follow Craig! Twitter - https://twitter.com/craigpconant/ IG - https://instagram.com/craigpconant/ Merch - https://craigconantstore.com/ Sign up for the Community Service Patreon! Bonus episodes! Merch! Exclusive stand-up sets! https://patreon.com/craigconant/

Transcript

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0:00.0	Stop!
0:02.0	Oh shit!
0:04.0	Oh man!
0:05.0	It's my dick out of six-zero in progress in commoose of each.
0:09.0	Subject is to 25 and appears what shit has been.
0:12.0	Get back here! Oh man, my dick out.
0:21.6	Hey!
0:22.6	I'm fresh out the shower.
0:26.6	My booty's clean.
0:29.6	Not for her long because I've been pissing out my asshole everybody.
0:35.6	The mic's a little hot. There you go. Thank you, Christopher.
0:38.6	Good to see you, brother.
0:40.7	Are we rolling?
0:41.6	Yeah.
0:42.1	My hair is wet.
0:43.1	I wonder how I look.
0:45.2	Let me see.
0:46.9	Oh, old with a red dot on his face.
0:50.3	Okay. face.
0:58.9	Oh.
1:01.2	Anyhow.
1:03.9	Need a beverage?
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