Fresh From the Ocean

Community Service with Craig Conant

Craig Conant

Comedy

5 • 774 Ratings

🗓️ 21 July 2021

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

Craig talks about nuns, mustard, and treasure maps. Get your tickets now for The Loosey Goosey Tour! - http://craigconant.com Check out Justin Keithley AKA Craig Squared - https://www.instagram.com/justinkeithleycomedy/ Follow Craig! Twitter - https://twitter.com/craigpconant/ IG - https://instagram.com/craigpconant/ Merch - https://craigconantstore.com/ Sign up for the Community Service Patreon! Bonus episodes! Merch! Exclusive stand-up sets! https://patreon.com/craigconant/

Transcript

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0:00.0	Oh shit.
0:02.0	We have all over 6-0 in progress in close of each.
0:09.0	Subject is 25 and appears when shit is good.
0:12.0	Get back here.
0:20.0	Oh, hello everybody. Welcome to community service. We're feeling good today. We have El Paso, Texas this weekend to July 22nd through the 25th. That's Thursday to Sunday, El Paso, Texas. Come get these jokes. Tune into this podcast right now.
0:38.1	Like and subscribe.
0:39.1	Turn on the bell if you want more of this.
0:42.1	Tadabran.
0:42.7	Thank you.
0:43.4	I love you.
0:44.1	Bye bye.
0:45.0	Hello, can I help you?
0:47.7	Are we rolling?
0:48.8	Yeah.
0:50.0	Okay, I have some controversy to talk about.
0:54.6	The walls are closing it.
0:58.1	I forgot what I was about.
0:59.8	It's going to be a long podcast.
1:02.0	Oh, no.
1:02.9	I just got out of the ocean.
1:05.0	I wasn't in the ocean.
1:06.5	It was too warm.
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