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Larry Miller Show

Keep Pulling That Ripcord

Larry Miller Show

Jeff Fox

Shepherd, Garrison, Booze, Keillor, Guffman, Prarie, Hangovers, Larry, Improv, Home, Jean, Comedy, Miller, Companion, Drunk

4.61.1K Ratings

🗓️ 16 November 2011

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Summary

Larry takes a break from his full-time job of turing off lights in his house to sit down for this week's podcast. We hear about how Larry's alleged coffee pot of death that tries to kill him in the middle of the night. Then Larry talks about almost rear-ending a cop car while trying to read its bumper sticker.Later, a baffling trip to buy a new razor leaves Larry waxing nostalgic for his long, lost safety razor and someone in the studio inadvertently does an impression of Dr. Strangelove. This Week With Larry Miller is also now available through the FREE Adam Carolla app, available from the Android marketplace and iTunes app store. Quote of the week: "To this day, I can't eat plums."

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0:00.0

You're listening to the Ace Broadcasting Network.

0:07.0

Hey kiddies!

0:11.0

Hey kiddies. You dig hearing the sound of my nasally drone, you dig cars? Good, I got something

0:19.3

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0:26.0

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0:29.0

Go to Ace Carcast.com for more info.

0:32.0

Again, it is me, it's Matt DeAndria, it is all thingsendale, it's this week with Larry Miller. Good evening Mr. and Mrs. America and everyone who loves Mexican food.

1:07.0

Hi, folks, and welcome back to this week with Larry Miller I'm Larry Miller

1:16.5

but in a way aren't we all and as always that's just terrific is it

1:20.6

when they go this week that's of course, the Alex Medina Orchestra

1:24.1

and the Susan Lillibridge dancers

1:26.3

featuring boy tenor Nick Pieden, asking the musical question,

1:30.1

if Donald Duck doesn't wear pants,

1:31.7

why is he wearing a towel when he walks out of the steam room?

1:34.8

Which is a very good point.

1:36.4

And I want to speak to it immediately, in fact, because the truth is for years, that is, that's a funny question. And remember folks send that in, and so that's a funny question and remember folks send that in and so

1:44.5

that's how that's how you get on and here's the thing though for years comedians

1:50.2

not everyone but people have been saying hey how come the cartoon characters have nothing below the waste have no

1:56.8

genitalia or something like that and you know what it just struck me before because we were talking about this. I was talking about this with with Colonel Jeff and

2:06.3

You know what I always liked? I think there's frankly a wonderful innocence they had in the 20s and 30s and 40s when a lot of the

2:16.1

cartoons we know really came to the four that it's not that this is my guess it's just

2:22.3

a guess but it's not that someone passed a law

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