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You are listening to Keep Canada Weird, a weekly weird news roundup by the nighttime podcast.

Hello listeners, and welcome back to the weekly Keep Canada Weird discussion series.

If you're new here and keep Canada weird, my pal Aaron Airport and I seek out and explore some of the more offbeat Canadian news stories from the past week.

In tonight's episode, which was recorded on May 10, 2022, we're going to unpack stories using three separate themes.

We have a couple of curious car crashes, a perverse public pool, and two slices of dismemberment.

So let's get to it.

Handsome Aaron Airport. How are you doing tonight, my friend?

Oh, I'm doing good. How are you, other friend?

I'm actually doing extra good. I checked my mail today and I got something cool.

Okay, I want to start the episode with this. For people who are listening and not watching, I'll do my best to explain what I'm seeing.

And I'd like you in your reaction to explain what you're seeing as well.

But let me set the scene here. For months now, there has been an ongoing storyline in the Keep Canada Weird series that features a debate between you and a listener named Ellen from the United States.

It got hot, it got cold, it heated back up again. It all stems from at least it started with the correct pronunciation of Reese's where it started, but it got way personal beyond that.

And it's much deeper than that now. Recently, you demanded an apology from Ellen.

She sent a voice memo that was not apologetic at all. In fact, she yanked your cord even harder.

I don't know if I told you this, but I got a message from Ellen after that asking for your address. And I thought, I thought, whoa, like, we got to slow this down.

And I said, Ellen, don't show up there. If you want to send him a letter or whatever, send it to me and I'll show it to him.

But I can't tell you where he lives because I don't know how far this is gone.

So anyway, gave her my address. And I got a package in the mail today address from the United States. It had weird United States stamps on it and it said, do not bend all over it.

I will tell you this as well. I may have mentioned it, but Ellen is a fantastic artist. She does collage work. So that's, that's the background. But when I get this package from the United States with do not bend all over it, right away, I knew it was going to be from her.

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