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You are listening to Keep Canada Weird, a weekly weird news roundup by the nighttime podcast.

Hello listeners and welcome back to the weekly Keep Canada Weird discussion series.

If you're new here, Keep Canada Weird is the venue in which my pal, handsome Aaron Airport and I seek out and explore the more offbeat Canadian news stories that caught our eye over the past week.

In tonight's episode, which we recorded on the evening of March 20th, 2023, Aaron and I stood side by side, hand in hand, and found ourselves face to face with a collection of weird Canadian going-hands.

We discussed the raising tension in the Canadian animal uprising as evidenced by the actions of a raccoon, some skunks, and some turkeys.

We choose sides in the matter of Avril Lavigne and the topless protester, and of course we talk about Tim Hortons and their genital burning tea.

So let's get into it.

Handsome Aaron Airport. I missed you, buddy.

Oh, I missed you too. I'm only saying that out of legal obligation.

Well, when someone says I miss you, the natural response is I also miss you.

Yeah, whether you mean it or not, it really paints the other person into a corner and it's actually rude to say that to someone I think.

It's like a former harassment.

Yeah, I think so because you're obligating them to then say, oh, to show affection back to you.

Yeah, it's like how it's like you move.

It's not quite like that because you can say, oh, I'm sorry, I'm busy that day or whatever, but helping someone else move.

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, it's like when I send you a compliment like, oh, I really, oh, you look great lately, you know, and you have to then say you're forced to say, oh, so do you.

You look great too.

Um, you know, yeah, I shouldn't have said it. I'm sorry.

Let's just start over.

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