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You are listening to Keep Canada Weird, a weekly weird news roundup by the nighttime podcast.

Hello listeners, and welcome back to the weekly Keep Canada Weird discussion series.

If you're new to this series and keep Canada weird, my pal Aaron Airport and I seek out and explore the offbeat Canadian news stories from the past week.

In tonight's episode which we recorded on January 8th of 2023, just days before the one year anniversary of this series,

Aaron and I unpack a suitcase full of curious Canadian cases.

We join the hunt for the buttertart bandit of Windsor Ontario. We investigate two stories of bad birds.

We question the point of putting the fun back in funeral, and we weigh in on Tim Horton's weirdest customer requests.

So let's get into it.

Handsome Aaron Airport. Our second show of 2023, the critics have spoke, the show's amazing.

The queen has spoke, we're doing a great job. Congratulations bud.

Yeah, the queen is all it matters. The listeners don't matter, the queen matters.

I don't know if it's anything to do with the performance, our performance on the show.

But the queen, Ramana Digilo, she's been in Nova Scotia the last several weeks. I've gotten quite a few emails from listeners who reported seeing her convoy of RVs.

I've even received a video of them setting up some kind of bizarre security system around what appears to be a vacant lot somewhere in rural Nova Scotia.

So I don't know what she's up to and how it'll affect us, but it can only be a good thing.

Well, when she wants us to know, we'll know.

It'll be that kind of thing. How are you?

I'm good. I'm good. Finally back to work tomorrow.

Oh, it's getting back to work since, you know, for quite a while, my holiday break was long.

But so tomorrow's the big day back at the office and coming in guns ablaze.

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