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You are listening to Keep Canada Weird, a weekly weird news roundup by the nighttime podcast.

Hello listeners, and welcome back to the weekly Keep Canada Weird discussion series.

If you're new here and keep Canada weird, my pal handsome Aaron Airport and I seek out and explore some of the more offbeat Canadian news stories from the past week.

In tonight's episode, which we recorded during the afternoon of August 4, 2022, Aaron and I sort through the follow from a recent

Trudeau visit to PEI. We investigate a drunk hungry cop, we investigate a wet cop, and we lose our minds over the proposed settlement related to a class action against Tim Horpins.

So let's get to it.

Handsome Aaron Airport, instead of drinking diapeptic during a recording sessions at night like I usually do, I'm having a coffee because we're doing this midday.

We are, yeah. I'm not drinking anything, I've got a little basket of cut up fruit here.

Oh, that looks fantastic.

We're able to do a midday recording session because you're on vacation, I'm on vacation. What do you got plans, anything?

Well, a lot of my plans have already happened. I was working on some shows and stuff like that.

Yeah, I know, just hanging out. There's a lot of friends in town going to be going around the islands, swimming, hiking, this kind of staycation kind of stuff.

Cool. That sounds fantastic. I've been a new Brunswick.

Yeah, that's right. I went to, I don't know when I went. I went like five days ago, I think. I stayed for maybe three or four days at an Airbnb.

So I got to do the whole, like, not in Rainbow Valley, Magic Mountain, which is like the theme park with water slides.

Yeah, I remember being there when I was a kid.

So I did that at a great time. Only issue was the internet at my Airbnb wasn't great. So that kind of wreaked havoc in my social life.

But one thing about you said, you said you're at Magic Mountain when you were a kid. Maybe you wouldn't have noticed this when you were a kid.

But you know how like in the center of Magic Mountains water park, there's a big wave pool that's kind of like the highlight of the water park.

There's water slides, a lazy river, but in the section, there's a, in the center, there's a massive section that's like a big pool where a machine generates waves and everyone goes in there.

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