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You are listening to Keep Canada Weird, a weekly weird news roundup by the nighttime podcast.

Hello listeners and welcome back to the weekly Keep Canada Weird discussion series.

If you're new here, Keep Canada Weird is a venue for my pal Aaron Airport and I to seek out and explore the more offbeat Canadian news stories that caught our eye over the past week.

In tonight's episode, which we recorded on the evening of August 29th, 2023, Aaron and I find ourselves overburdened with animal invasions, weird crimes, and I guess a sea change in the world of Canadian facial tissue.

Discuss, palm of the pig who survived the wildfires in Western Canada. We investigate the theft of a small fortune of rocks and fossils from a Vancouver shop.

We'll talk about the death of Kleenex Canada. And yes, another stone will be thrown in the animal uprising. Let's get into it.

Handsome Aaron Airport. We're here. We're live. We're recording. You know what we got to do, right?

So I have a funny feeling of what we have to do. Yes. Just say it. Just state our mandate. Keep Canada weird.

But before we do, what's new with you? Tell me about your life. My life. Okay. Well, yeah.

Let's jump right into my life. Okay. Life is good. It's been, you know, I was at some shows for the Cape Breton Comedy Festival on the weekend. That was fun.

Oh, oh, any like a guest that traveled in to perform or is it like a local. No, no, it was comedians from mostly around Atlanta, Canada. Yeah. Yeah, it was a good time. I went to a couple of the shows and that was fun.

Other than comedy night in Cape Breton, do you have anything you want to talk about anything that's been on your radar or any, you know, burning topics on your chest, you want to get off and unload on keep Canada weird nation.

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