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You are listening to Keep Canada Weird, a weekly weird news roundup by the nighttime podcast.

Hello listeners, and welcome back to the latest episode of my weekly Keep Canada Weird series.

If you're new here, and keep Canada Weird, my pal Aaron and I seek out and explore some of the more interesting Canadian stories from the past week.

In this episode, which was recorded during the Easter weekend, we got some interesting stories for you.

You're going to hear about four different women named Mary.

We'll talk about one of Canada's worst pizza delivery people.

We'll meet Dick Asman, and a listener who's going to ask Aaron if he's the same Aaron that bonded with her amongst the backdrop of women's underwear many moons ago.

So let's get to it.

Aaron Airport, I want to start by wishing you a happy Easter.

How are you doing?

I'm doing good.

Yeah, it's nice to hear happy Easter from someone special, and I too would like to wish you a happy Easter.

Thanks buddy. Did you get smacked with a Mr. Solid?

No, no, I don't have any enemies, Jordan.

That's true.

For people who don't have the privilege of viewing you live, you have a wonderful mustache.

I do know that we canceled our episode last week because you had prior engagements working in a play.

Does this beautiful mustache have anything to do with your play?

Yeah, I was growing my beard, but I usually always have at least a thin beard.

But you know, weeks leading up to the show, I was kind of letting my beard grow in more than usual so that the director wanted me to have some kind of facial hair for the character I could just shave the beard into whatever he wanted.

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