KEEP CANADA WEIRD - 214 - 2026/05/22 - Ice Cream Arrest, Poetry Phone, 6000 Hammers, and FIREWORKS
The Canadian Gothic
Curiouscast
4.6 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 22 May 2026
⏱️ 53 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | You can listen to the Canadian Gothic early and ad-free on Amazon Music, include it with Prime. |
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| 0:30.6 | They were lighting fireworks right in the middle of the crowd. |
| 0:34.6 | Probably 20 minutes later, they came up the street and they were throwing fireworks right in the middle of people. |
| 0:41.7 | Four teenagers were arrested. |
| 0:44.5 | I've had a few friends ask, |
| 0:45.9 | well, get a world record of collecting hammers. |
| 0:50.9 | I don't know where I am. |
| 0:52.3 | I'll have my niece look into it. She's a computer wizard. She can find out anything. |
| 0:58.6 | It's ice cream. You know, let's face it. It's not that big of a deal, but, you know, theft is theft. |
| 1:03.9 | You are listening to Keep Canada Weird. |
| 1:07.3 | Hi, Jordan and Aaron. This is anonymous from Alberta. I'm trying to keep my name away from this, |
| 1:12.7 | so to keep Canada weird army doesn't come at me because apparently there's only a couple of us |
| 1:16.7 | that feel the same. I'm listening to episode 2.13, and it's 5 a.m. I'm on my way to work. I'm trying |
| 1:25.0 | to just enjoy you guys talking about weird Canadian news stories. |
| 1:30.2 | And it's 11 minutes into the episode and you guys haven't even started on them. |
| 1:35.0 | This number thing, it's just, Aaron was right, it's a time eater and it needs to go. |
| 1:42.0 | Or at least if you're going to keep it, keep like a 90 second cap on it. |
| 1:47.3 | It doesn't need to be a 10 minute segment. This is absurd. |
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