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The Canadian Gothic

KEEP CANADA WEIRD - 213 - 2026/05/15 - Dunkins', Ice Cream, U-haul, and mall benches

The Canadian Gothic

Curiouscast

Society & Culture, True Crime, Documentary, History

4.61.3K Ratings

🗓️ 15 May 2026

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

In Keep Canada Weird Jordan and Aaron Airport explore the weird and offbeat Canadian news stories from the past week. In this episode your hosts discuss; Dunkin Donuts’ Canadian invasion An ice cream heist in Ontario A U-Haul Puberty Party in Ottawa The mall bench social experiment Series Links Keep Canada Weird Series: https://www.thecanadiangothic.com/keep-canada-weird Send a voice memo: www.thecanadiangothic.com/contact Join the Keep Canada Weird Discussion Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/keepcanadaweird Provide feedback and comments on the episode: thecanadiangothic.com/contact Subscribe to the show: thecanadiangothic.com/subscribe Contact: Website: https://www.thecanadiangothic.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheCanadianGothic Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thecanadiangothic/ Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/thecanadiangothic Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

You can listen to the Canadian Gothic early and ad-free on Amazon music. Include it with Prime. So we need a social media wrap-up for the work Bake-off. Any takers? I can design posts on Canva. I can also design posts on Canva. Aha. Well, I can design posts with a jam-tart theme on Canva. That's great. I can design posts with a jam-tart theme and generate a moving image of a jam roly-poly rolling on Canva. Well, I can design posts and create a 3D headline that says bake your tarts out on Canva. I can design posts and create a 3D headline and turn your face into a bakewell tart on Canva. All right, calm down. With a huge range of easy to use design AI tools, anyone can with Canva. I can slice a video of a crock and bush.

0:38.5

Thomas estimates between 25 to 30 tubs of ice cream were taken.

0:42.7

We have great ice cream.

0:43.8

I understand why they stole it.

0:45.2

But he doesn't understand what they'll do with that much of it.

0:49.4

He says he counted $4,500 in cash twice.

0:52.5

And when he wasn't looking, the man switched the envelope. That second

0:56.2

envelope contained two fake $50 bills and news clippings. It doesn't matter where we go. People

1:02.9

see her and they know her as Martha from Canadian tire everywhere. You are listening to

1:08.0

keep Canada Weird.

1:12.2

And Samaran Airport.

1:13.3

We made it.

1:19.3

We're here to do our weekly weird news roundup, a show we call Keep Canada Weird.

1:24.1

But before we get into all the exciting stories we have in store for our listeners and correspondence,

1:26.8

let me ask you, my friend, how are you doing over there?

1:27.7

I'm doing very well, my friend. How are you doing over there? I'm doing very well,

1:32.8

my friend. How are you today? I'm doing wonderful, but I don't want to talk about it. I have an extra,

1:38.1

extra special, refreshing thing in my hand that I just want to jump right into unless you got something important you want to say. Well, I just, it just didn't seem sincere about asking either of us how we were doing if you just wanted to jump

1:45.9

right into your special drinks. I didn't say special drink. I said special something, but it could be

1:51.1

a drink. We'll see. Well, I mean, there's only one thing that's special on this show, and that's the

1:55.6

drinks. I absolutely want to know how you're doing over there. What's going on in beautiful Cape Breton Island?

2:01.6

Oh, not much. Just, you know, waiting on the weather to warm up, but it's not too bad. We've had a couple of decent days, so I've been getting outside as much as I can.

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