KEEP CANADA WEIRD - 194 - 2025/12/26 - slappy Santa, Santa the thief, Snowbanks, gift cards

The Canadian Gothic

Curiouscast

History, True Crime, Society & Culture, Documentary

4.6 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 26 December 2025

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

In Keep Canada Weird Jordan and Aaron Airport explore the weird and offbeat Canadian news stories from the past week. In this episode your hosts discuss; a slappy mall Santa Santa and his thieving elves snowbank safety in Quebec gift cards are pointless Series Links Keep Canada Weird Series: https://www.thecanadiangothic.com/keep-canada-weird Send a voice memo: www.thecanadiangothic.com/contact Join the Keep Canada Weird Discussion Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/keepcanadaweird Provide feedback and comments on the episode: thecanadiangothic.com/contact Subscribe to the show: thecanadiangothic.com/subscribe Contact: Website: https://www.thecanadiangothic.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheCanadianGothic Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thecanadiangothic/ Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/thecanadiangothic Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	You can listen to the Canadian Gothic early and ad-free on Amazon Music.
0:05.0	Include it with Prime.
0:07.0	I'll never buy a gift card ever again.
0:11.0	Never again?
0:12.0	Never again.
0:13.0	School staff will have to get out the measuring tape, keeping track in a daily log.
0:19.0	Snow piles will have to be between 1.8 and 3 meters high.
0:23.0	If the rules can't be followed, kids should wear helmets.
0:27.2	This is the gentleman throwing my package to the door,
0:30.8	taking a picture of the package that was, he just threw at my door.
0:35.1	Minutes later, Kushner's security camera shows the driver picking up the package off the porch and then driving away.
0:44.3	You are listening to Keep Canada Weird.
0:48.3	Hey, it's a Marin Airport.
0:51.3	I want to wish you a Merry Christmas. You're saying that as if I refused to
0:57.2	wish you a Merry Christmas, but you are still in spite of that deciding to be above me and still
1:05.9	wish me a Merry Christmas. Yeah, I'm going to take the high road. I'm going to wish you a
1:09.7	Merry Christmas. I hope you have a great New Year. Hell. But that's not what happened, though. You just came out the gate like that
1:15.8	as if that had happened, but that didn't happen because I also, in spite of what you just did to me,
1:23.0	want to wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. Okay. We're even. Let's put that behind us. Let's get on with the show.
1:30.2	We're here to keep Canada Weird for our 194th time.
1:34.7	This is something between a Christmas special and an escape for everyone from the hustle and bustle of Christmas time.
1:42.3	Because a lot of people are going to be hearing this on the 26th of December.
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