Here we go. Here we go. Here we go.

Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. This is it.

This is top flag time machine. I'm Andy Lawson.

I'm Sam Delaney.

Good morning Sam how are you doing?

I'm doing very well thanks.

Good we should apologize we're a day late than usual. We usually do this on a Monday, today's Tuesday.

You had a prior engagement didn't you? Basically. I had to go to the zoo with my son's year two class, a bunch of six and seven year olds.

I'd been promising him for a while that I would go along on a school trip like you do once in a

while. I don't think I've ever been on one with one of his classes.

I don't think my daughter's class.

Well you're just waiting for a suitable want to come along and taste you.

I was looking for a gooden, wasn't I?

Yeah. Some just sound boring. Some sound like a pain in the ass.

Like they got a boat up the river all the way to Greenwich recently and I was like, that could be fun,

but, fuck me, it just sounds so knackering.

And the potential for risk as well if anything goes wrong

risk as well yeah if the boat goes down yeah there it will be awful to lose me yeah

as well as all those children.

So they have to be there.

They've not got a choice.

I've got a choice.

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