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Berner Phone

Kate Chastain: Leaving Below Deck & Entering The Chat

Berner Phone

Des Bishop

Stand-up, Comedy

4.55.9K Ratings

🗓️ 1 October 2020

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Summary

Kate explains how she met Hannah, what it's actually like living in Florida during quarantine, why she left Below Deck, what happened with her radio show, why she is the Bravo Miley Cyrus, and all her thoughts on the newest Bravo Show, Bravo's Chat Room!!!--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support

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0:00.0

Welcome to Burn in the Heaven.

0:07.0

Are you sitting or standing? I can't.

0:16.0

Is it making you nervous? Yeah. Oh, I'm sorry.

0:20.0

I want you to be comfortable when you go to hell.

0:26.0

Standing doing a podcast is my actual hell. I am in Florida during a pandemic.

0:33.0

Don't tell me what hell is. Didn't they just open up everything? Why aren't you at the bar?

0:39.0

No, these people are wild. I'm afraid you leave the house because they're maskless wild animals out here.

0:47.0

I have a seven anxiety attacks when I get my car before I were versatile the driveway.

0:52.0

Am I ready to go into the wild wild west of Florida, maskless burros?

0:59.0

More importantly, is your dog okay?

1:02.0

Yeah, he's great. I'm sure.

1:05.0

Okay, look, I'm going to announce you now.

1:08.0

Oh, great. Okay, guys, I am with K-Chestine.

1:13.0

We go so far fucking back to the point that I forgot how we met.

1:17.0

We met when I was at Betches, Kate rolled in and she didn't know.

1:22.0

Obviously, I liked watching her on below deck, but I fell in love with her personality on Twitter.

1:26.0

I was like, oh my God, Kate, I tweet too.

1:29.0

Okay, but everyone has a Twitter calm down. I'm like, I love your tweets.

1:32.0

And then we followed each other. At the time, I remember you were like, I don't even know how Instagram works.

1:37.0

I don't really care. I remember you were having an Instagram issue.

1:40.0

But you followed me. And then we've just like been best buds ever since my Instagram issue.

1:46.0

Yeah, I mean, I'm not going to take talk. Hannah, you're not going to make me.

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