Karl Hess/Mary Holland

Baby Geniuses

Lisa Hanawalt and Emily Heller

Tuca & Bertie, Podcast, Banchunch, Heller, Performing Arts, Comedy Interviews, Lisa, Emily, Maxfun, Comedy, Horses, Leisure, Maximumfun, Hanawalt, Home & Garden, Arts, Martha Stewart, Wikipedia, Wiki Of The Week, Bojack Horseman, Chunch Chat, Character, Gardening

4.8 • 1K Ratings

🗓️ 2 February 2015

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

Hello babies! On this episode, we sit down and chat all things pirate with comedian Karl Hess! We also have an eye opening conversation about BUTTS! Did you know that you can tell someone’s past/future just from looking at pictures of their butt? Well, Sylvester Stallone’s mom thinks so! We do not advocate sending pictures of your butt to Ms. Stallone. Just send them to us! Then we sit down with fantasy fiction writer Margie Donk! She teaches us a couple tools of the trade like setting thing a million years in the future and revealing things are powered by blood! She is also a huge fan of Dell computers it seems. Enjoy! Emily Heller Lisa Hanawalt Karl Hess Mary Holland

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0:00.0	A billion years ago there was nothing but space than one of God's wet farts
0:04.8	blew all the planets in place there were no signs of life on Mars or Venus but
0:09.3	planet Earth was blessed with two baby geniuses baby This is Baby Geniuses
0:14.0	Baby Geniuses
0:16.0	We know everything
0:17.0	baby geniuses we know everything
0:20.0	baby geniuses we know everything
0:21.0	baby geniuses we know everything baby geniuses tell us something we don't know.
0:25.8	Hello babies.
0:27.8	Welcome to baby geniuses I'm Emily I'm Lisa.
0:30.3	Thanks so much for listening.
0:31.5	Um shout out to my brother Nate Heller for composing our theme songs.
0:35.6	Thanks, Nate.
0:37.4	And if you want to follow him on Twitter, he's at Uncle Nady.
0:42.4	I think you should do that. Welcome to baby geniuses.
0:47.2	What a show we have for you today. Let's get into it Lisa. Why do you think succulents
0:52.2	are so popular?
0:53.2	I don't know. I was trying to figure this out. Well on a recent podcast we mentioned
0:57.3	liking like tiny little succulents and tiny ceramic pots and I was like, why is that so trendy right now? Yeah. So I was trying to dig into it and I could not find much I could find a couple
1:07.2	articles in the New York Times but they didn't have any sort of conclusions and I was thinking maybe it's because a lot of people of our
1:15.5	age and demographic are now getting to a age where we want to like nurture things
1:19.8	but we're also kind of too busy or live in the city.
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