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Am I the Jerk?

Karen tries to GET ME ARRESTED for taking a PARKING SPOT she wanted, but instead gets HER CAR TOWED

Am I the Jerk?

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Society & Culture, Relationships

4.82.7K Ratings

🗓️ 3 November 2025

⏱️ 24 minutes

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0:00.0

An entitled Karen calls the police on me after I parked my car in a handicapped spot that she demanded she deserved more than me.

0:07.1

But after the police show up and investigate the situation, they find out that not only is her license and her plates completely suspended,

0:14.0

but this Karen is also using a handicapped sticker illegally.

0:17.1

And I've honestly never been happier to watch somebody's car get towed away in my life.

0:21.0

Here's what happened.

0:21.9

Okay, so I'm backed into a handicapped spot outside of a big box store.

0:25.7

I just barely put the car in park and had yet to put my tag in the window when another

0:29.8

car pulled into the hatchmark area next to me.

0:32.4

That's when the entitled Karen of this story gets out of the car and starts cussing me out

0:36.8

because now she needs to park

0:38.2

illegally because of people like me who park in handicapped spots without a tag. I let her go on for a

0:43.5

good 30 seconds while I finished taking my hearing aids out as they were starting to hurt my ears

0:47.8

and I then open my door and I looked directly at her while I took the tag from the door and I hung it

0:52.7

on the mirror. And the look of shock on this

0:54.7

entitled Karen's face was absolutely priceless, and I only wish I could have taken a picture of it. She then walks away, ranting and raving about how much of a jerk I was for letting her go on like that, and then telling me that it's all my fault. I then just go into the store, but she is still screaming and hollering at me. Now, about what you might be asking? Honestly, I'm just glad I don't know. I go on about my shopping, I check out, and then I head back out to the car. As I'm approaching, I see two police cars parked in front of my car with two officers chatting. Thinking nothing of it, I put my bags in the trunk and close it. One of the officers then asks if this is my car, and I say to him, yeah, is there a problem?

1:30.5

Well, they then explained they received a call from an irate shopper who stated the person driving this car was harassing her. And at this point, I started laughing so hard that I couldn't breathe, with the officers staring at me incredibly confused. I then had the pleasure of telling them

1:44.9

my story. And you know what? They laughed as well. And they said that my story lines up better with what

1:49.8

they saw on the store's cameras, as well as what the associate at the door said. They then ran my

1:54.4

information, verified that my handicap tag was valid, and said I was good to go. Now the officer

1:59.7

of the police car that was in front of me

2:01.4

never moved their car, so I couldn't leave, but I sure did it mind. I wanted to see what happened.

2:06.4

I then watched as a lady turned white as a ghost when she came out of the doors to see her car

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