Karen THREATENS to CALL THE POLICE after LYING that we "POISONED HER" at our RESTAURANT
Am I the Jerk?
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🗓️ 17 April 2025
⏱️ 23 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | An entitled Karen falsely claims that we try to poison her at our restaurant and even goes as far as lying that she's not only having a heart attack, but also going to call the police unless she gets what she wants. |
| 0:10.7 | Here's what happened. |
| 0:11.6 | Okay, so this happened back on Christmas Eve of 2021. |
| 0:15.0 | I was only in that day to do final preparations for the big day, to finalize and double check all the pre-orders and to start |
| 0:21.5 | right the running orders. Basically, it was going to be a very busy day. I pop out from the office |
| 0:26.2 | to the floor to grab myself a final coffee as I expect to finish my admin in the next hour. |
| 0:31.3 | And that's right when I see the chef standing at a table. So at this point, I know this is either |
| 0:35.6 | really good or really bad. But then the chef walks |
| 0:38.8 | off with their plates, so that's when I'm thinking, okay, this is really bad. I get the rundown from |
| 0:43.4 | the chef, and the couple who is a man maybe in his 40s and his mother who's maybe in their 70s, |
| 0:48.3 | accused her of trying to poison them because their sausage was cut in half. So I head over to the table. They give me the same |
| 0:55.4 | story. Your chef cut the sausage open and tried to check if it was cooked, so that clearly means |
| 1:00.4 | that she was trying to poison us. Okay, for starters, that's actually just how the dish is presented, |
| 1:05.3 | and the sausage is sliced horizontally and then propped up on itself. And secondly, if the |
| 1:09.9 | chef had cut it open to check if it was |
| 1:12.0 | cooked, then they would have seen it was before they served it to you. So if anything, you are more |
| 1:16.9 | safe this way. And also, this is literally why we have probes. They then told me that they wanted |
| 1:22.0 | red wine gravy, and I said to them, well, as you can see on our menu, we don't sell red wine gravy. |
| 1:27.4 | These people then said, |
| 1:28.6 | Then why did your chef say that she was making some in the kitchen? |
| 1:31.9 | And the reasoning for that was because our Christmas Day menu tomorrow has red wine gravy on it. |
| 1:37.1 | So they said to me, okay, so give us some of that. |
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