Karen calls the Police on Me but it BACKFIRES… She Accidentally INCRIMINATES Herself as a THIEF
Am I the Jerk?
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🗓️ 16 April 2025
⏱️ 24 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Karen calls the police on me, but it backfires. She accidentally incriminates herself as a thief. |
| 0:07.9 | Backstory, I'm a single parent, I have a beautiful girl that's turning five in August. The past year |
| 0:13.9 | I've been fighting with an ex that tried to keep my kid away from me. Lawyers aren't cheap, |
| 0:18.8 | and being single doesn't exactly help with my finances. A couple of |
| 0:22.8 | months ago, I won the lawsuit, and I finally got to have my kid at my home again. For the past few |
| 0:28.1 | weeks, she was saying she wanted a bicycle. But still recovering from the lawsuit bills, |
| 0:32.6 | I wasn't able to afford it. Last week, I got a summer bonus bonus which finally gave me the financial boost I needed. |
| 0:39.4 | So yesterday I was finally able to buy my little girl her bike she wanted so badly. I enjoyed my time |
| 0:45.6 | with her, riding our bikes, but then it was getting time for dinner, which I still had to make. |
| 0:50.2 | So we headed back and parked the bikes in the backyard. We go inside and I start making dinner. |
| 0:56.0 | After about 10 minutes, I spot movement in the corner of my eye through the kitchen window. |
| 1:00.0 | That's on the side of the house. I see this kid, I'm guessing, six or seven years old, |
| 1:05.0 | just casually strolling by with a brand new bike I just got today. |
| 1:10.0 | My heart dropped and I ran to the front door hoping |
| 1:12.2 | I'd catch him before he rides away. I was lucky I did. I yanked the bike out of his hands and |
| 1:17.8 | freaks out to him, saying it was mine and he had no right to just walk onto other people's |
| 1:22.3 | backyard to take things. I was angry. I forced him to get off my property and set the bike in my front hallway, |
| 1:28.9 | thinking it was over. Boy, was I wrong. After comforting my little girl who'd never seen me |
| 1:34.5 | this mad before, poor thing, I returned to the kitchen to continue making dinner. Fifteen minutes |
| 1:40.1 | later, the doorbell rings. It's the kid and his evil mother. I'm greeted with a verbal barrage. |
| 1:46.0 | You give this boy his bike back. He found it. It's his. |
| 1:50.0 | So I say, he found it in my backyard. I got it for my kid today. |
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