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Am I the Jerk?

Karen calls the Police on Me but it BACKFIRES… She Accidentally INCRIMINATES Herself as a THIEF

Am I the Jerk?

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Society & Culture, Relationships

4.82.7K Ratings

🗓️ 16 April 2025

⏱️ 24 minutes

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0:00.0

Karen calls the police on me, but it backfires. She accidentally incriminates herself as a thief.

0:07.9

Backstory, I'm a single parent, I have a beautiful girl that's turning five in August. The past year

0:13.9

I've been fighting with an ex that tried to keep my kid away from me. Lawyers aren't cheap,

0:18.8

and being single doesn't exactly help with my finances. A couple of

0:22.8

months ago, I won the lawsuit, and I finally got to have my kid at my home again. For the past few

0:28.1

weeks, she was saying she wanted a bicycle. But still recovering from the lawsuit bills,

0:32.6

I wasn't able to afford it. Last week, I got a summer bonus bonus which finally gave me the financial boost I needed.

0:39.4

So yesterday I was finally able to buy my little girl her bike she wanted so badly. I enjoyed my time

0:45.6

with her, riding our bikes, but then it was getting time for dinner, which I still had to make.

0:50.2

So we headed back and parked the bikes in the backyard. We go inside and I start making dinner.

0:56.0

After about 10 minutes, I spot movement in the corner of my eye through the kitchen window.

1:00.0

That's on the side of the house. I see this kid, I'm guessing, six or seven years old,

1:05.0

just casually strolling by with a brand new bike I just got today.

1:10.0

My heart dropped and I ran to the front door hoping

1:12.2

I'd catch him before he rides away. I was lucky I did. I yanked the bike out of his hands and

1:17.8

freaks out to him, saying it was mine and he had no right to just walk onto other people's

1:22.3

backyard to take things. I was angry. I forced him to get off my property and set the bike in my front hallway,

1:28.9

thinking it was over. Boy, was I wrong. After comforting my little girl who'd never seen me

1:34.5

this mad before, poor thing, I returned to the kitchen to continue making dinner. Fifteen minutes

1:40.1

later, the doorbell rings. It's the kid and his evil mother. I'm greeted with a verbal barrage.

1:46.0

You give this boy his bike back. He found it. It's his.

1:50.0

So I say, he found it in my backyard. I got it for my kid today.

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