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Am I the Jerk?

Karen thinks MY POOL is a PUBLIC POOL... then TRESPASSES on My Property

Am I the Jerk?

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Society & Culture, Relationships

4.83.2K Ratings

🗓️ 1 September 2022

⏱️ 21 minutes

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0:00.0

An entitled Karen trespasses onto my property, demanding that I allow her entitled child to swim in my private pool.

0:07.6

Even after telling them multiple times that they need to get off of my property, this lady simply would not take no for an answer.

0:13.9

Here's what happened.

0:14.8

To provide some backstory and some context, I live right next to a lake.

0:18.7

It's great being able to live here because in the summer I can just walk from my backyard straight onto the beach.

0:24.4

I absolutely love swimming.

0:26.1

However, in the late fall to the early spring, the water can be absolutely freezing.

0:30.9

Sometimes I see people go to the lake on warm days, thinking that the lake would be a nice cool temperature,

0:36.1

before jumping out, realizing the lake was still freezing.

0:39.4

So, when the lake was still cold, I decided to get a small heated pool for the backyard.

0:44.3

I've had this pool for about two years before this incident happened in early spring.

0:48.8

When the water was absolutely freezing, I had just been swimming in my pool when I had to go inside to use the restroom.

0:55.2

I had planned on coming back out, so I had left the pool uncovered.

0:58.9

However, when inside my phone started ringing, I answered the phone and it was my brother,

1:04.1

and he needed me to get some information for him from my computer.

1:07.4

So, I got distracted for about 30 minutes before finally heading back outside.

1:11.8

And this is when I met this entitled Karen and her spoiled child.

1:15.4

Karen had plopped herself down on my lawn chair.

1:18.3

Meanwhile, the previous inhabitants of the chair, my hat and sunscreen, were now conveniently laying on the ground.

1:24.5

The spoiled child was also already swimming in my pool.

1:28.2

My mind was not completely caught up with why in the world they were in my pool.

1:32.7

So, I just said, um, excuse me, why are you on my property?

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