Karen thinks KID is a COP and Tries to Get Him FIRED - IDontWorkHereLady
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🗓️ 20 March 2022
⏱️ 16 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | A Karen blows up and has a fit because she thought that I was a cop, but I'm actually just a 15-year-old |
| 0:07.6 | kid, so my father and the Constable totally shut her down. I was a 15-year-old boy at the time |
| 0:13.6 | and the police explores. If you don't know what that is, it's pretty much the scouts except |
| 0:18.1 | gear towards helping youth learn about police and eventually getting a career in law enforcement. |
| 0:23.0 | My father was a patrol sergeant at the local Constable office, so he was a supervisor. The |
| 0:28.4 | Constable was close with most of his officers and was a family friend. He had known me since I was |
| 0:34.0 | six years old. I wasn't an explorers uniform, so I did kind of look like an officer, but I was |
| 0:39.9 | obviously too young. We had just gone back from the explorers and stopped by the station so he could |
| 0:44.7 | take care of something real fast. I don't remember what, and so I waited in front of the station for him. |
| 0:49.2 | I sat down, put in a pair of ear buds to waste time while I waited for my father. About three |
| 0:54.2 | minutes in, I feel that uncomfortable feeling you get when someone stares at you for a while, |
| 0:59.6 | so I look up and see her. It was the dreaded Karen. Ridiculous, died Bob and all. I take out my |
| 1:06.4 | ear buds and look up asking, do you need something from me, miss? The Karen scoffed at me and said, |
| 1:11.8 | finally, you shouldn't be on your phone on the job! She stops to look at my name on the uniform and |
| 1:17.5 | says, oh P, I'm gonna have a chat with your supervisor after this. I was a little confused, |
| 1:22.6 | seeing as I am obviously too young to be a cop, but felt like I could clear this up pretty fast. |
| 1:28.4 | I made the mistake of stopping her and said, ma'am, I'm a police explorer, not a, and that's |
| 1:33.4 | when she snapped at me and said, don't you let her run me! I want to follow a report to get behind the |
| 1:38.0 | desk and do your job! I look at her with the, you've got to be kidding me, look at my face and |
| 1:43.7 | decide, I don't want to deal with this, so I wait for my dad outside instead. I start to walk off |
| 1:48.6 | admittedly another mistake in my part. Karen is a bit taken aback at first but recovered fast |
| 1:53.6 | and follows me yelling and screaming about how rude I am for walking away from her and how she's |
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