pesky old lady sneaks onto my property, thinking it's a yard sale, and demands all of my

things for free.

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Everyone knows the cost of plywood is sky high right now at around $70-$80 per sheet.

The roofers just finished removing all the old shingles and installed underlayment.

They all left for the day and will be back tomorrow to install the shingles after the

inspector checks the underlayment and one required row of installed shingles.

I hear my doorbell ring then someone pounding on my door continually like it's an emergency.

I answer it thinking it would be the inspector or an emergency.

Instead, it's two old ladies in their 60s and an old Cadillac parked behind my car in the driveway.

They asked if they could have the sheets of plywood stacked behind the tree.

It's not a trivial amount they were asking for.

I explained the roofers haven't finished the roof yet and what isn't used,

they'll be taking back.

They looked surprised that I'm having roof work done.

Even though they're literally standing right next to a 20-foot dumpster by my front door

filled with old torn shingles, I mean they had to walk around the dumpster to bang on my door.

Then one of the women said, can you give us two sheets?

We're not using all of them.

We want to build a porch.

The audacity put me on my heels for a moment.

But I was kind to them because they claimed to live a block away.

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