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Am I the Jerk?

Karen tells the Police that I STOLE HER Playstation 5... that I just Bought

Am I the Jerk?

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4.83.2K Ratings

🗓️ 19 October 2022

⏱️ 22 minutes

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0:00.0

An entitled Karen calls the cops on me for buying a PS5, and I am still in disbelief of all that went down.

0:07.2

Here's what happened. I'm a 35 year old male, and I'd gone to the local store,

0:11.2

looking to pick up a few things with my cousin, for a long night of gaming,

0:14.8

as neither of us had anything to do that Friday or Saturday night,

0:18.0

and the new Call Duty game had just released at the time.

0:20.8

Not knowing how terrible this game was supposed to be,

0:23.4

we were hyped to get it and put in as many hours as we could.

0:26.4

As I carried my shopping cart full of Doritos and the biggest bag of pizza rolls I've ever seen,

0:31.5

I happened to notice a singular PS5 sitting behind the glass in the electronic section.

0:37.1

I walked up to my cousin, and I asked him if he was planning on getting it,

0:40.9

to which he said he wasn't interested. He already had the new Xbox.

0:44.7

I sent my cousin to fetch an employee, so I can collect my over-price prize,

0:49.1

and I was so excited for this. I had been looking forward to those PS5

0:53.0

exclusives for several months now. Everything goes swimmingly, and I just bought the PS5.

0:58.0

No sooner than I grab the bag and pick it up, and entitled Karen approaches out of nowhere.

1:03.1

She jumps in right as I'm finishing up my purchase.

1:06.4

Looks at the store clerk and says,

1:08.2

excuse me, the three of us turn around, and the store employee asks if he can help her with something.

1:13.0

But the entitled Karen actually wanted to talk to me, and not the store employee.

1:17.1

And at this point, I knew this was just going to be trouble,

1:19.7

as I could tell that she was putting on this fake voice,

1:22.3

to try and pretend like she was some kind of nice lady.

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