My entitled Karen upstairs neighbor blocks both of my parking spots that I rent out by parking her station wagon there for over four months while she's out of the country.

So I decided to get revenge by covering her car in dog poop for nearly three months.

And as a result, when this lady came back, she not only ended up moving, but she was also

forced to sell her car off as it was just so disgusting and I've honestly never felt better

about getting revenge in my life.

Here's what happened.

15 years ago I was living in a very large and

large Victorian house. The house was broken up into apartments that progressively grew

larger and nicer as you went up,

but I lived on the bottom floor with my significant other.

After being there for about a year, we got a new upstairs neighbor, which ended up being not so

great. Both my significant other and I worked in the hospitality industry and as a result we kept

late hours but tried to keep it respectful with coming and going in the wee hours of

the morning and night. My upstairs neighbors worked normal human hours and when she wasn't working she seemed to always be talking on speaker phone as well as pacing around and heels on the hardwood floors.

I've had neighbors with much worse habits so I basically tuned it out.

But apparently our schedule was very inconvenient for her.

Lots of complaints about the noise we made, the hours that we kept,

as well as complaints about my dog, and kind of anything else that you could

imagine. The landlord mostly liked us, so it never went too far, but still annoying.

We probably could have co-existed like that for years.

But one night I got back from work and there was a strange station wagon parked diagonally across

both of our alley parking spaces, making it impossible to park even one other car there.

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