An entitled Karen tries to steal my bag right out of my hands and tries to make a run for it,

but I tackle her to the ground, getting two security guards involved in the process,

and as a result, I press charges against her and she got to enjoy her Christmas behind bars,

and I've never been more satisfied by anything in my life. Here's what happened.

So today was weird. The internet is down at my house, so I'm down to mobile data.

So out of boredom, I went to the mall to people watch and downloaded some YouTube with premium.

I'm bundled up, looking not like a bum for once, and I just go to the mall.

I get there and grab a smoothie, add booster juice, and proceed to sit in the food court,

and sit my mango smoothie. I sling my man purse over the chair, take off my knitted scarf,

and go about downloading videos to listen to when I'm at home. But little did I know that my

attack on Titan Messenger Bag was going to catch the eye of some kid and her entitled Karen

of a mother. Here is how everything went down. This kid comes up from behind me and says,

dude, I love your bag, can I see it? I turn around and I say, sure, why not? It's just a bag,

nothing special. The kid then proceeds to look at it, telling me how much they love it. Suddenly,

this entitled Karen comes up behind her kid, with a look of pure disgust on her face.

Baby, what are you doing near this creep? At first, I was stunned by what she said,

but I looked up and I said, well that was rude. She asked to see my bag and I said,

sure, because she liked it. The kid then chimed in and said that they really did enjoy the

characters on my bag, saying that one of them was really cool in this anime. The Karen then says,

I see. If she likes the bag so much, can she just have it? It's honestly so weird for a man to

have a bag this big and it's creepy that you like kids stuff like this. I responded by saying,

well once again, that was rude and no, she can't have it. First off, I don't reward

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