Karen STEALS all the OFFICE SUPPLIES... gets BANNED from the OFFICE
Am I the Jerk?
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🗓️ 15 May 2026
⏱️ 22 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | My entitled co-worker literally steals all of the office supplies, taking it all for herself, |
| 0:05.0 | all because she's worked there for 15 years. But as a result of her thievery, they forced her to |
| 0:09.8 | start working from home indefinitely, ensuring that she would never be able to steal any |
| 0:14.1 | office supplies ever again. Here's what happened. So I've been working in this marketing firm |
| 0:18.5 | for about three years now. And for the most part, my colleagues are great. |
| 0:21.9 | Well, everybody except for someone I will call Diane. |
| 0:24.7 | Diane sits three cubicles down for me and has worked here for 15 years. |
| 0:29.1 | She constantly reminds everyone of her seniority and acts like it entitles her to special treatment. |
| 0:33.9 | But what's been driving me absolutely insane lately is her bizarre obsession with office supplies. |
| 0:39.3 | Last Tuesday, I needed a stapler for an important client presentation. Mine had mysteriously |
| 0:43.7 | disappeared from my desk the week before, which is already super suspicious. So I walked over to |
| 0:48.7 | the supply cabinet and it was empty, not a single stapler in sight, even though we had just |
| 0:53.4 | had a supply delivery the |
| 0:54.7 | previous day. I asked around and someone we will call Madison from accounting mentioned that she |
| 0:59.4 | had seen Diane carrying a box to her car during lunch. Curious, I casually strolled by Diane's cubicle |
| 1:05.0 | later that afternoon, and what I saw stopped me in my tracks. Behind her desk, partially hidden by a |
| 1:10.1 | filing cabinet, was a mountain of |
| 1:11.8 | office supplies. I'm talking at least six staplers, dozens of notebooks, countless pens, and even |
| 1:17.0 | three of the new wireless mice that IT had been saying were back-ordered when I requested one last |
| 1:22.3 | month. The next morning, I discreetly mentioned to our office manager, who we will call Jen, that I |
| 1:26.8 | couldn't find any staplers. She sighed deeply and said, let me guess, you need other supplies too? When I nodded, |
| 1:32.8 | she lowered her voice and said, this happens every quarter. Diane takes everything and claims |
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