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Am I the Jerk?

Karen SPANKS Me then She Paid me $500 to Avoid Getting in Trouble

Am I the Jerk?

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Society & Culture, Relationships

4.83.2K Ratings

🗓️ 23 July 2023

⏱️ 22 minutes

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0:00.0

Karen spanks me because she thinks I spanked her son.

0:04.1

She could lose her kids for that, so she paid me $500 instead.

0:08.7

Here's what happened.

0:09.7

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0:14.5

First some backstory on the situation.

0:16.6

Half of my family is Italian and half of my family isn't.

0:19.6

On the Italian side, which the entitled mother is from, spanking is pretty standard.

0:24.2

But on the other one, we will take you out, so no one does it anymore.

0:28.0

I was about 16 at the time in living with my grandparents.

0:31.1

They were having a little get together, but the guests were all told to stay out of my

0:34.3

room because I wasn't feeling well at all.

0:36.6

Plus, the cat was in there and with people going in and out of the house, we didn't

0:40.1

want him to escape.

0:41.1

There was even a sign on my door that read, please do not disturb cat inside.

0:45.8

Since I was sick, my body wasn't holding its temperature right, so I was in a sports

0:49.4

bra and shorts, but my robe was right next to me.

0:52.2

I was just laying back on my bed, trying to get a little bit of homework done before

0:55.8

I passed out again.

0:56.9

I told my grandmother to bring some food in when it was ready, and that was that.

1:00.5

I heard a little knock on the door.

1:02.4

It was super light, so I thought maybe it was my grandmother bringing me something to eat,

1:06.5

not wanting to wake me up.

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