Karen's Porsche Gets SCRATCHED & SHE YELLS At my Mom
Am I the Jerk?
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🗓️ 20 April 2022
⏱️ 18 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Karen yells at my mom for hitting her porch. |
| 0:02.7 | Meet the cast, me obviously a 5-8 femme-looking teenager, my little sibling 11 years old, |
| 0:09.1 | and my mom 5-foot, calm woman who deals with crazier people than Karen every week. |
| 0:14.5 | Karen, A-hole, rich woman in her late 30s who owns a porch. |
| 0:18.1 | This is the first Reddit post I've made in a while, so apologize if it's bad. |
| 0:21.9 | Some quick backstory in where this takes place. |
| 0:24.1 | My mom, my little sibling, and I were coming home from picking up my siblings up from tennis. |
| 0:28.5 | We were at an intersection where a large semi-truck was passing by, |
| 0:32.2 | so clearly my mom backs up to give the truck some space. |
| 0:35.3 | The Karen, who is right behind my mom, decided to pull forward while my mom was backing up, |
| 0:41.3 | so they bumped into each other. |
| 0:43.0 | No crash or damage, just a few small scratches. |
| 0:46.4 | My mom pulls over to the restaurant that's just next to it. |
| 0:49.5 | Turns off the car and gets out to inspect the damage. |
| 0:52.0 | My little sibling was literally chanting as they got out. |
| 0:55.2 | Please be a nice person, please be a nice person. |
| 0:57.8 | But their hopes were proven to be for nothing |
| 1:00.2 | when a blonde woman with a Karen haircut gets out. |
| 1:03.2 | Only to instantly yell, what the heck is wrong with you? |
| 1:07.5 | The Karen proceeds to rant about how my mom was the cause of it, |
| 1:11.3 | screaming and swearing excessively. |
| 1:13.7 | My sibling and I, who were still in the car, were just watching him shot. |
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