Karen REFUSES to pay for MERCHANDISE her SON tried TO STEAL.. cuz her Son Is SAD
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🗓️ 30 April 2023
⏱️ 22 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | An entitled Karen tries to excuse her son, who blatantly stole my merchandise off of my |
| 0:05.4 | display. And when I finally demand to have my merchandise back, this entitled Karen refuses |
| 0:10.4 | to pay, claiming that he deserves to have it for free anyways. Here's what happened. |
| 0:14.9 | So I'm 22 years old and I'm finishing up my last semester of college and decided to |
| 0:19.4 | sell some key rings and vinyl stickers. I made it my school spring market. I laser cut |
| 0:24.8 | these keychains and put slogans, royalty-free icons, and some of my own personal designs |
| 0:30.3 | on them. The keychains are pretty reasonably priced, five to eight dollars depending |
| 0:34.7 | on the complexity of the design. And usually these things sell like hotcakes at the market. |
| 0:39.8 | I'm a big Minecraft fan, so I make a lot of creeper keychains, which are pretty popular |
| 0:44.8 | with a younger demographic. I was at my stall at the market and I was finishing up a few |
| 0:49.3 | transactions with a customer when a boy probably aged 10 to 13, snags one of my more detailed |
| 0:55.2 | larger Minecraft keychains off of my display. I call after him and I tell him that he |
| 0:59.8 | needs to pay for the keychain. He continues to run away and so I flag over the market |
| 1:04.4 | coordinator John to report the kid for theory. Eventually John finds the kid and tells him |
| 1:09.7 | he needs to pay for the keychain. The kid, followed by his entitled Karen of a mother, |
| 1:14.3 | makes their way over to my stall. I tell the entitled Karen that her kids stole the |
| 1:19.0 | keychain and either he needs to pay for it or it needs to be returned. The entitled |
| 1:23.3 | Karen immediately starts going off about how ridiculous and how embarrassing this whole |
| 1:28.1 | ordeal is. You screamed at my son, but you also sent security after him, embarrassing |
| 1:33.7 | him in front of the home market. This entitled Karen then claims that her son is going through |
| 1:38.6 | therapy because he has on set social anxiety disorder as well as on set agoraphobia. She |
| 1:44.5 | proceeds to look down at my shoes and sees that I have creepers on my crocs and says that |
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