An entitled Karen goes nuts as she gets offended by my shirt that makes fun of Karen's.

She finds this shirt offensive and eventually she gets violent, which causes the police

to get involved.

So I recently went on vacation.

While on vacation, I stopped at a couple of those wacky tourist shops.

You know the ones filled with crazy shot glasses and t-shirts.

While in one of them, the cashier was wearing a shirt that said, not today Karen.

I told her I thought the shirt was really funny, and then she tells me that they sell

the shirt in the store.

And of course, I rushed to buy one.

Flash forward a couple of days and I'm back home from vacation.

I decided to go out for dinner instead of cooking.

So I tossed on some clothes and headed to my favorite sushi place.

I hadn't realized until I got there that I tossed on my new, not today Karen t-shirt.

Honestly, I didn't think anything wrong would happen, cuz come on, it's a t-shirt.

But boy was I wrong.

I go in, eat my fill of yummy sushi, and leave.

As I'm heading to my car, I hear someone dramatically gasp in shock, and then say loudly,

how dare you?

I turned to see what's going on, only to be met with a Karen marching right up to me,

dragging her four year old looking daughter right along with her.

She was the typical Karen from her haircut to her overly priced, ill fitting clothes.

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