Karen DEMANDS we cancel a CHILDREN'S SOCCER GAME or she will CALL THE POLICE
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🗓️ 27 June 2023
⏱️ 21 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | An entitled Karen threatens to call the police over a children's soccer game, demanding |
| 0:04.6 | that we get out of the way so her team can play ultimate frisbee, and I'm honestly blown |
| 0:09.0 | away by this entitled Karen's audacity. |
| 0:11.4 | Here's what happened. |
| 0:12.4 | Thanks to Spring being Spring, we had to make up my kid's soccer game. |
| 0:16.5 | The other coach and I both happen to have Thursdays at 5pm practice times, so we just move |
| 0:21.3 | practice to the game fields themselves. |
| 0:23.6 | The club confirmed the field space was available, and everything should be golden, since the |
| 0:28.2 | club uses the park for practice during the week 2, they know which fields they pay to use. |
| 0:33.2 | For context, these are 10 to 12 year olds and it's recreational soccer. |
| 0:37.0 | The park we are playing at is a pretty big sports complex, with space for a lot of other |
| 0:41.7 | sports, with a large green area if needed. |
| 0:44.5 | Our soccer club leaves goals up during the season, on about half the space because of |
| 0:48.9 | the agreement with the city, and the field we use does have them up all the time. |
| 0:53.1 | The game is rolling along, and we are about midway through the second half, when a woman |
| 0:57.1 | with a stroller walks over and starts talking to the other coach. |
| 1:00.7 | As I wander back, I note that the body language of my fellow coach is a bit disgruntled. |
| 1:05.4 | She and I have been coaching the same age group since our kids were about 3, so I know |
| 1:09.4 | enough to recognize something as up, so I move close enough to listen in and I hear the |
| 1:13.5 | following. |
| 1:14.5 | This entitled Karen says, we have the fields right now so you need to get out of here. |
| 1:18.6 | The coach responds by saying, I am not sure what to tell you, we have maybe 15 minutes |
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