Karen DEMANDS that I GET KICKED OUT of a WATER PARK For Having TATTOOS
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🗓️ 26 June 2023
⏱️ 22 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | An entitled Karen demands that I leave a water park simply because I have tattoos on my body, |
| 0:05.5 | claiming that I'm trying to sway her kids and corrupt the children around me into getting tattoos for themselves. |
| 0:11.5 | Things get so bad that she even tries to get a security guard to throw me and my friends out of this park. |
| 0:17.0 | Here's what happened. |
| 0:18.0 | So since it has started to warm up, me and some of my friends, all 19 to 22 years old, |
| 0:23.2 | decided to go on a road trip and we decided the appropriate thing to do is to go to a water park, |
| 0:28.4 | as well as a theme park that we're right next to each other and just spend a few days out there |
| 0:32.8 | for spring break. So we get the theme park out of the way first and have a good time and then |
| 0:37.8 | a few days later we head to the water park. So here's the thing, it's a water park. |
| 0:42.2 | So obviously I'm gonna have my shirt off for a large amount of the time. I also happen to have |
| 0:47.1 | a few tattoos. Not to the point where my whole body is essentially covered, but I do have a good |
| 0:51.9 | amount. I have one on my wrist that is barely even noticeable, which is some Japanese writing. |
| 0:56.9 | The other one is on my other wrist and it's kind of hard to explain, but it basically wraps around |
| 1:01.6 | my wrist and has some lines crossing out of it. Had it's way better than it sounds, I swear. |
| 1:06.4 | The third and final one is the most noticeable one, since it is a big back tattoo of a cross. |
| 1:11.9 | Anyways, we get there and the first day goes really well. It's a huge water park, so we obviously |
| 1:17.3 | want to ride all of the slides. So I'm walking back to our table from the bathroom and when I'm |
| 1:22.0 | almost there, this lady looking like she's in her mid-40s walks up and actually stops me. |
| 1:27.5 | And this is the entitled Karen of the story. I'm a bit confused, so I just wait a minute before |
| 1:32.4 | saying, yeah, can I help you? And she immediately says that she has kids here and she doesn't want |
| 1:37.2 | to see that. And when she said that, I did not know what she's referring to and was kind of |
| 1:41.6 | hoping that nothing was sticking out of my shorts. This entitled Karen then immediately points to |
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