Karen DEMANDS I hand over MY WALKER, claiming that I STOLE IT
Am I the Jerk?
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🗓️ 15 April 2025
⏱️ 23 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | An entitled Karen tries to steal my walker right from underneath me, claiming that it's not mine and that I'm actually stealing it from the store we just walked out of. |
| 0:08.4 | Things got so bad that this lady actually got the manager involved in some kind of desperate attempt to make me hand over my property. |
| 0:15.6 | And I'm honestly still blown away by this interaction, as well as the audacity of this Karen, to say the things that she |
| 0:21.2 | said to me. Here's what happened. Okay, for starters, I had a stroke six years ago, meaning that my |
| 0:26.4 | balance and vision got messed up pretty bad. I can walk maybe 20 to 25 feet on a flat surface |
| 0:32.1 | without any kind of help, but I need my walker to take long walks, and I take it with me whenever |
| 0:37.3 | I go somewhere. Now, |
| 0:38.8 | I normally have weekly groceries delivered to me at my apartment, but every month or six weeks, |
| 0:43.8 | depending on schedules, my mom will take me to a specialty grocery store where I can get a lot |
| 0:48.4 | of prepackaged meals that I just have to put in the microwave for a while. So we were on one of |
| 0:53.2 | those trips, and we were waiting |
| 0:54.6 | in the checkout line. Now, the walker that the insurance covers was a piece of cheap white plastic. |
| 0:59.9 | So, last Christmas, my mom bought me one that is black steel and titanium composition. It also |
| 1:05.2 | has a pouch on the back for storing things, and when I need a break, I can lock the wheels |
| 1:09.5 | and it has a fold-out bench |
| 1:11.0 | that I can sit on. |
| 1:12.4 | So while my groceries were being checked out, I folded out the bench and I sat down waiting. |
| 1:17.1 | When we were done, I got up and unlocked the wheels while my mom rolled out with my grocery |
| 1:21.5 | card. |
| 1:22.5 | Now I had barely gotten maybe five feet when the entitled Karen of this story walked up and |
| 1:27.3 | grabbed my walker. She said to me, |
| 1:29.5 | I'll be taking this. And I just said no. And I jerked it away from her and proceeded to follow my mom |
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