An entitled Karen attacks me in Walmart, all because I scared her daughter because of my Halloween costume.

But once the cops were called, I decided to press charges, resulting in this entitled Karen going straight to jail.

Here's what happened.

Okay, so this event happened back in the week of Halloween in 2002.

Now, Halloween was on a Thursday that year, and the costume party I was attending was the Saturday before on the 26th.

This will be important to the story, but also, it's important to know that I was recovering from a stroke that I'd had three months prior.

Anyways, my stepbrother was throwing a costume party at his house, and I was really looking forward to it, especially since I hadn't done much socially the past few months.

My friend and I were excited to go. I was dressed up as Uncle Fester from the Adams family, and my friend was going as Zorro. And we had to make a pit stop at the nearby Walmart so that my friend could grab a plastic sword for his costume. And I decided to pick up a few extra snacks and drinks, so I went as well. We would get stopped by random customers who complimented our costumes, and we would thank them, but we were men on a mission. Once we

grabbed everything we needed, we headed straight to the checkout lines. I should also know that I

deal with some social anxieties, so I was looking around to assess my surroundings while waiting

in line. Well, this is when the entitled Karen of this story

comes into play. She absolutely looked the part, down to the blonde hair and the costume jewelry.

She had a little girl in the cart who screamed like crazy the instant she saw me. I immediately

began to apologize to this Karen, stating that frightening her daughter was not my intent. But before I

could even finish, she cuts me off and gives me the tongue lashing of a lifetime. She says to me, Who do you think you are going around like this? Scaring innocent little kids when it's not even Halloween? What is wrong with you? We then locked eyes and I responded by saying, You're right that it's a few days before Halloween, but all the parties are tonight.

But I'm a reasonable man, so I'll tell you what. I'll remove my face makeup if you take off your

mask. She then starts to respond by saying, but I'm not wearing a mask. Oh, you absolute jerk,

how dare you speak to me like that? I then say to her, but I did. So what now? It was then

that I was met with a sudden sharp pain to my knees as I

fell over. This entitled Karen rammed her cart right into me. As I was still recovering from my stroke,

my equilibrium was lacking and I fell straight to the ground. The cashier in our lane immediately

paid for a manager and loss prevention, and Karen attempted to backtrack and leave the lane. But as it was,

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