Karen ATTACKS ME for grabbing my MOBILE ORDER at STARBUCKS, claiming that I'm CUTTING LINE
Am I the Jerk?
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🗓️ 13 February 2024
⏱️ 21 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | And Entitled Karen demands that I wait in line just like everybody else after I walk up and grab my mobile order at Starbucks. |
| 0:07.4 | This entitled Karen even goes as far as trying to restrain me from leaving Starbucks as well as physically hitting me and I've |
| 0:14.0 | honestly never been more blown away by somebody else's entitlement in my life |
| 0:18.0 | here's what happened so there's a Starbucks conveniently located right next to my |
| 0:22.2 | psychologist's office. |
| 0:23.6 | I'm a 28-year-old female, and over the past few months, |
| 0:26.8 | I've gotten into the habit of grabbing some sugar-laden concoction |
| 0:30.3 | all before my appointments. |
| 0:31.8 | Now, I'm Australian. so any fellow Australians please do not come for me. |
| 0:36.0 | I'm perfectly aware that 400 calories worth of flavored syrups and whipped creams does not make a coffee good, |
| 0:41.6 | but my $9 caffeinated milkshakes are a rare treat that gives me a little boost |
| 0:46.1 | and helps me get through a rough session of self-improvement. |
| 0:48.9 | Yesterday morning as I travel towards my regularly scheduled reality check, I had a rare moment of forethought and decided to save myself from the looming |
| 0:57.0 | lunch rush and order online. I'm in luck with the timing and 10 minutes later I stepped |
| 1:01.5 | through the door just as the barista is putting the finishing touches on my pumpkin spice cold brew. |
| 1:06.8 | She calls my name and I happily bounce straight over, but as I reach my precious bean juice |
| 1:12.0 | I find an immaculately manicured hand resting gently on my forearm. |
| 1:16.7 | And this is where the entitled Karen of this story comes into play. |
| 1:19.8 | The woman it belongs to is probably in her mid 30s and oozes polished |
| 1:24.0 | professionalism in her neatly pressed linen pantsuit as well as her flawless makeup and |
| 1:28.6 | her slick back high pony. The elegant gold jewelry that drips from her wrist and neck and the designer logo that gleams from her purse hints at wealth and power |
| 1:37.4 | The only resemblance she holds to a typical Karen is her nose which remains pointed directly in the air and the air of |
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