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KT. McFarland, how are you, sweetheart?

There's a lot of stuff getting me angry today.

I'm sorry.

How are you?

Well, I'm in a great mood.

Why?

What's going on? That's so great in your life. That makes me happy. Don't get me wrong. But what's going on?

Look, I'm really proud of President Trump for finally doing what no other president has done, which is take on Iran's nuclear weapons program.

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