I'll now hand you over to my best man, Eddie.

Wow, wow, wow, second time's a charm, eh, Billy Boy?

Oh God.

Substitution, courtesy of Paddy Power, embarrassing Eddie, makes way for sensible Samuel.

Cool, that was close.

You might not always pick the right starter, but your sub can still deliver.

Because with Paddy's Super Sub, your bet rolls over to the player coming on. Paddy Power. Valid on selected leagues and markets only. Pre-match and in-play bets on qualifying player outcome selections only. T's and Clusions apply. 18 plus scummelawrware. Dot-so. So I know I talked about this earlier this morning, but it's kind of my favorite story of the day. When you go to my social media right now,

which is at Sid Rosenberg 19 on Twitter,

that is because my birthday is April the 19th.

It's coming up in nine days.

I'll be 59 years old.

Or you go to Instagram at Rosenberg.

Dot Sydney or Sid Rosenberg on Facebook or Sid on truth social. you're going to see a biddy mayor punk-ass mom-dani at City Field yesterday, and you're going to see a picture or still

picture of me.

Now, the still picture of me was a Metgame last season that I attended with Pete Morgan,

Lou Rofino, and Justin Ellick.

And in the picture, you see Mr. Met walking down the hall.

I'm literally screaming for him, and Mr. Met totally ignores me.

I'm a Met band my whole life.

I worked at W.F.N., the home of the Mets.

Jay Horowitz is a good buddy of mine. I was ignored by Mr.

Met. Yet the mayor at Cityfield yesterday received hugs and kisses from both Mr. and Mrs. Met.

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