K. Lee's Neighbor's Gift For His Wife Was A Trainwreck!
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🗓️ 23 June 2022
⏱️ 7 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The virtue. So Kaylees neighbor gets his wife a gift. Maybe the intent was good. Maybe, |
| 0:09.3 | but a train wreck. Yeah, that's pretty much what it is. So my neighbors were really close |
| 0:15.4 | with them. I'm really close with the husband. My wife's really close with the wife. He |
| 0:20.2 | travels a lot. And in his peak season of traveling, he has gone for sometimes weeks, sometimes |
| 0:26.0 | a month. And this is one of these times where he is gone. And his wife's birthday is the |
| 0:32.7 | other day. And he calls my wife and basically tells her that she needs to very stealth |
| 0:40.2 | like get into the house to retrieve the gifts. So she could wrap them for him because he |
| 0:48.0 | didn't want to be like, Hey, baby, happy birthday. Your gifts are in the closet. They're |
| 0:54.1 | unwrapped. You know, it's so my wife does that for them. Okay. |
| 0:57.9 | I'm impressive. Yeah. These are one of the neighbors. Like you always end up switching |
| 1:01.9 | keys with one neighbor. That way, that way, somebody has a way to get in your house. |
| 1:04.6 | So I mean, these days, you don't really have to do that because most people's garage doors |
| 1:11.3 | are what they can open them from afar. So put in the code or whatever. |
| 1:14.8 | But our kids play together. So while our kids were over there one time and my wife was hanging |
| 1:20.0 | out, she went and she recouped the presents. And I get home and the presents are on my |
| 1:26.0 | dining room table. And I'm like, what's this? And she tells me the story. And so I start |
| 1:30.3 | looking at the gifts. And I'm like, okay, he bought her a wind chime. Okay. That's nice. |
| 1:36.9 | All right. Whatever works for them. Maybe that's what she collects. Yeah. |
| 1:40.9 | Wind chime. You never do that. You never give somebody a wind chime. You don't hang |
| 1:44.3 | up wind chimes as a neighbor. My wife Renee. Oh, that's such a pretty wind chime. I'm |
| 1:51.6 | like, I'll tell to the note. So like the kid version of this is when you buy another |
| 1:57.4 | parent a really loud toy for their kid. I mean, you don't have to deal with it. But if |
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