get it the virtue. He's going on tour. It's right an apology tour. Absolutely. You were inspired by a dude

you saw on TikTok. It spoke to your soul so much so that whenever you listen to these clips, they

actually bring you to tears tears of laughter. They do. Absolutely. They do and then writing all of my

apologies out not only was I laughing, it just it was very therapeutic. It was a cathartic for you.

Yes. Yes. All right. So tell us about this dude on TikTok. That inspired you. Yeah. So he's

apologizing. He's basically going down this laundry list of things that he has had at one point

to apologize to his wife for. And you could tell by his tone, he thinks it's complete BS and he's

very sarcastic in his delivery. Yeah. As as yeah. So even if he did apologize, it's it's a very hollow

apology. Yeah. Yeah. Do you want to hear another round? Yep. I didn't sound excited enough in my

text message when she offered to pick up Panera. Next I made the bed wrong. There was something about

the tag on the comforter being in the wrong corner. I added to the clutter of our house by setting my

glass down for 30 seconds between six. When I asked a harmless question about the origin of a pair

of pants that look new, it was treated like I had requested the CIA's bin Laden case file.

Next a guy at a show we were watching cheated on his wife. This led to a detailed explanation of

what would happen to me in that situation. And it was very believable. I inserted the knife into

the butter container, not realizing it had four toast crumbs on it. Next the wreaths blew off

our house in a wind storm. Obviously I should have stayed up all night and dove out the window to

catch them. I gently tugged the covers when they were bunched and pinned completely under her.

I used the kitchen the same day it had been cleaned. Next I accidentally laughed at her in

St. Fury that the floor under the treadmill at the gym is slanted so she's actually running uphill

and not getting credit for it. Next I said what when I didn't hear what she said. Obviously I

should have just rolled the dice and either said yes or I'm sorry. Finally I stumbled the walkway

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