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K LEE HAS A LIST OF APOLOGIES FOR HIS WIFE!

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 23 November 2022

⏱️ 8 minutes

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0:00.0

Here, virtue. So Kaylee is online and connected so much, so much with one husband that was

0:09.0

just venting in a very passive aggressive way about his wife.

0:13.1

Yeah, it was amazing.

0:15.5

Did it speak to yourself?

0:17.5

Oh my God, I was like, this is going to be so fun. And then I thought, I'm probably going

0:23.5

to have to apologize to you as well, Kristen, because it's probably going to annoy you so

0:27.8

bad that my wife, one of your friends has to go through this living and breathing hell

0:35.5

every day with me. You probably threw me out of the studio.

0:41.1

I look forward to it.

0:43.4

What again was her reaction when she was coming off of like, um, her auntie.

0:48.6

And they asked her if she was allergic to anything and she said, yeah, my husband.

0:53.4

So you're already teeter, man. Yeah, absolutely. Um, you want to play this clip from this guy

1:01.6

here. He's got to say, yeah, this has been going viral. It's a dude that is just lining

1:06.9

up all what he considers to be the ridiculous thing. He's had to apologize to his wife

1:12.7

about when upstairs for the night without announcing it. I'm currently working on a solo

1:17.0

version of that scene from sound of music where the kids do a big number on their way to

1:21.2

bed. I applied the brakes in order to save our lives. I underestimated the trauma that

1:25.8

the change in moment would create for her when I sprained my ankle and walking boot.

1:31.1

And I was licking too loudly up the stairs. The thing to do would have been to lay down

1:35.4

on my good leg and silently dragged my body up the stairs using the railing. Last night

1:40.4

when I was cutting my steak, I let my knife touch the blade for a fraction of a second.

1:44.7

If you always sit in the same place on the sofa, your body is going to indent that cushion

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