JW Ep 191 - David So

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Comedy

5 • 1K Ratings

🗓️ 9 August 2021

⏱️ 95 minutes

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0:00.0	My system shut down. My eyes are bleeding from the mask, but that was very fun.
0:10.0	This is the most stressful Jenga game I've ever played, Steve.
0:17.0	Alright, keep going man, times have worked here.
0:23.0	Oh, I literally, I hit a turnaround jumper in this dude's face for the win.
0:37.0	And I'm usually not a bad sport, but I go.
0:42.0	I went back into my car, I reclined my seat all the way back and I went, fuck it!
0:50.0	That's so fucking mortified.
0:55.0	It sounds like you're harder to yourself sometimes.
0:57.0	A little bit. A little bit. A little bit.
1:00.0	A little bit. A little bit. Yeah.
1:14.0	You like this mustache?
1:16.0	I fucking love it. It's fresh.
1:19.0	You like it? Am I stash?
1:20.0	Yeah, man.
1:22.0	It looks real good.
1:24.0	Looking real strong.
1:25.0	Thank you.
1:26.0	Yeah, my pubes is nothing there.
1:28.0	Have you ever been able to grow a beard or anything?
1:30.0	Never in my fucking life.
1:31.0	I actually still have the first shaving cream can that my mom gave me in college.
1:35.0	And you're like, and Ken couldn't even grow.
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