JW Ep 190 - Craig Conant

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Comedy

5 • 1K Ratings

🗓️ 2 August 2021

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

The host of "Community Service," Craig Conant comes to the studio to talk about Weinerville, his youth as a "schmuck that ran-amok," and his birthday with a generous older lady. Follow @jeremiahstandup & @CraigPConant New Scissor Bros Merch!: shop.upstatemerch.com/scissorbros/shop/home Support the show on venmo @Jeremiah-Watkins or by grabbing some merch at jeremiahwatkins.com Email the show at [email protected] Sponsored by: Sheath Underwear Go to SheathUnderwear.com Use Promo Code: JEREMIAH for 20% off your first order! Jeremiah Watkins insta/twitter: @jeremiahstandup www.jeremiahwatkins.tv Animation by: Jeremy Sanchez @ghosttoast_toons Michael Carrington @mikethemicycle (insta) Neka Schultz @nekaschultz (insta) Poster art: @theartofgettingup AUDIO & VIDEO RELEASED MONDAYS AT: youtube.com/jeremiahwatkins www.jeremiahwonders.com

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0:00.0	Welcome to Scissor Bros. Live! How you guys doing?
0:21.0	Like cool late stuff?
0:23.0	Cool late, tons of cool late.
0:24.0	Tons of cool late.
0:25.0	Tons of cool late.
0:26.0	Lemonade my mom would let me make it and I would hand pour and it was just syrup.
0:31.0	And we'd freeze it and make cups of cool late and eat it like icy.
0:35.0	Yeah.
0:36.0	And sometimes we'd eat the powder out of the back, make our own pixie sticks.
0:39.0	It was disgusting.
0:40.0	It was absolutely, I look back on that and I cringe and want to vomit.
0:45.0	And I was like, who was watching?
0:47.0	How does this happen?
0:49.0	Have you, when was the last time you had cool late?
0:51.0	Maybe a couple weeks ago.
0:55.0	Oh, that's a die hard man.
1:06.0	Hey, hey, I call these Joe Rogan mics even though they've been around since thriller and Michael Jackson.
1:15.0	Yeah.
1:16.0	Because that's who inspired me to buy them.
1:19.0	I was like, I'm getting that one.
1:21.0	I'm getting that one.
1:22.0	Yeah, you didn't see Michael Jackson recording and you're like, I'm going to get that.
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