Justice De-furred

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

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4.8 • 7.7K Ratings

🗓️ 29 August 2015

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

Is fresh best? How often should pet-soiled sheets be washed?

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast.
0:03.8	I'm your good time summertime guest Baylor,
0:05.9	Montibell Monty from WRSI 939,
0:08.5	the river in Northampton,
0:09.5	Massachusetts in Ford Jesse Thorn.
0:11.9	This week, Justice deferred.
0:15.8	Steve rings the case against his wife, Renika.
0:19.5	He says she's a clean fiend when it comes to bed sheets,
0:24.0	washing them several times per week,
0:26.1	but not always replacing them right away,
0:28.1	leaving a stripped mattress when it's time for bed.
0:31.7	Like she just don't give a sheet.
0:34.6	Renika says she needs to sheet metal,
0:40.0	and it's a chore that needs doing,
0:42.4	and she's going to do it.
0:44.3	Who's right?
0:45.9	Who's three sheets to the wind?
0:48.4	Me!
0:49.6	Please rise as Judge John Hodgman
0:51.4	enters the courtroom and issues the obscure cultural reference.
0:54.8	And it's a battered old suitcase in a hotel someplace,
0:59.3	and a wound that will never heal.
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