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The Distraction: A Defector Podcast

Just Two Sun Tanned Guys Chopping It Up

The Distraction: A Defector Podcast

Defector Media

Sports, Society & Culture

4.72.5K Ratings

🗓️ 25 August 2022

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

This week Drew and Roth discuss Kirk Cousins, the Mets, beef between Fernando Tatis Jr. and the Padres and the Deshaun Watson suspension. Plus, Guy of the Week and the Funbag! Visit Defector.com.

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0:00.0

We're back! We're all the way back! I'm through that drop to the distraction! How you doing, Roth?

0:07.0

I'm good, man. I'm good. This is two suntan guys. Just chopping it up on the podcast.

0:13.0

You're the vacation vibes. Absolutely no one will believe this because...

0:17.0

Also, I don't really have much of a suntan. I don't... I kind of like sear.

0:21.0

It's like the way that you might cook a piece of fish.

0:23.0

I... and you may just beat this because you're looking to be at Zoom right now.

0:27.0

I am tan. I think I might be... No you are.

0:29.0

As tan has ever been... because what apparently would happen is if you slather yourself in mineral sunscreen every hour...

0:37.0

but you're still out in the sun riding your bike at a good clip like a couple hours a day...

0:43.0

then you will actually get something resembling like the tan a young person normally can only get.

0:49.0

So I'm going to be honest with you, that's never been my experience.

0:52.0

But it does seem like it has worked out for you and that's good. That's what I want.

0:58.0

But yeah, you had a nice long hitch too. You were kind of out of pocket for a couple weeks.

1:04.0

Yeah, I was in a beach house for two weeks, which was awesome. Just a bitching good time.

1:10.0

I worked all those weeks since I had to do wire team sucks. In fact, I fucked up royally. I think I told you this where...

1:17.0

every year I calibrate when I'm supposed to... I go over to the calendar like a kindergartener and I count the days...

1:25.0

that I count back from the first day of the season to when I need to start wire team sucks.

1:31.0

And so I did again this year and I am very pochesky always makes fun of me because I always fuck up the date.

1:37.0

And I always get wrong. Last year I finally got it right now. I was like, ah! You shit bear!

1:41.0

I take that you motherfucker. This year I was off... not just by like a day. I was off by an entire week. I started an entire week late.

1:49.0

Oh wow. I'm now doing two a days. I have to do two of these fucking things a day.

1:53.0

You had mentioned as much that you were like kind of in the weeds a little bit with it.

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