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I am breaking the do not enter police line, do not cross, dating seal.

The bee is back. Now, I'm not coming in with a vengeance because dating can feel like a buffet where if you don't make good choices you indulge on a bunch of crap that

makes you feel sick and you don't even know what you ate so i I have taken what's almost eight months to not date, to be celibate, to be selective,

to reflect, to do the therapy, to do the work, to be alone, to use my solitude, to think

about what I really want, to not settle, to not do the, just go. It might be fun, to not go out with the younger

washboard ab Italian guy because I'm bored. And that would make me feel sick anyway. That's

like junk food. And I don't want someone in my house that I don't like. I don't want to be

at someone else's house. Like, I want to be selective. I'm my picky. You better fucking believe it. Why?

Because I know I do have a lot of opportunity. I do happen to have several suitors. I have a good

personality. I'm fun. I'm smart. I don't need someone's money. I'm not a gold digger,

but I don't want someone who can't afford me. So I've been super selective. And what has that

process taught me of being bored and alone and sort of not just like going out just to have a

drink with someone just because, just in case? Like none of that. What it's done is it's been like

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