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Dating, texting is insufferable.

You don't know how to manage a conversation with a stranger, okay?

Because you don't want to go too deep and you don't want to be too light. So it's like, hey, how you doing? How's your weekend? Mine's great. How about you? Went surfing, did whatever. My three kids just went off the college. All right, that's enough, buddy. That's too much. You know what I mean? You've gone too far, but it's about, like, this is good.

Well, I'm in Rhode Island for the weekend, having a great time.

The weather's been beautiful. Some little thing. You give like some little thing. I travel too much. I wish it was longer. Some little thing that showed, like I said to someone like, it's been choppy because my summer's been choppy. And then someone else said, oh my God, mine has been too. We don't need to get into it we don't need to get into their their ex-wife or my you know freaking dehydration problem but like

it's been choppy for different reasons we'll discuss that if we ever get on a date but it's just like

saying a little more than nothing because what you can't do is the volley of the tennis ball back and

forth about oh nice great went but uh okay so you go back and forth a little then you might want to

ask a quote you can't only be about you because i ask a question about you you can't only be

about you you have to ask a question about them you have to be it's like being in person you have to be

like where do you live like you could say some what part but not like where it sounds like you in person and you have to be like, where do you live? Like you could say some,

what part, but not like where it sounds like you're just trying to do like investigative reporting. I would say something like, I'm in Florida in the moment, but I do spend a lot of the summer in New York. Why do I say that? Because I don't want someone to be intimidated by me being in Florida and they think I'm out of the game, like I'm out of the game with them. So letting them know I'm

flexible to be. So you're moving the ball forward. You're letting them know a little bit about you without them realizing you are. And then like someone might be like, well, I spend time here and there my son goes to school at blah, blah, blah. Okay. Person has a son. It's pretty critical to get a read on how many kids somebody has and what ages they are, okay?

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