On this episode we discuss, Jurassic World Rebirth.

The Dinosaur movie for people who don't give a shit about dinosaurs. Hey, everyone, welcome to the flop house.

I'm Dan McCoy.

I'm Stuart Wellington.

Well, you know, it surprised me.

I'm Ellie Kaelin worried about Stuart Wellington. I think it's time to give him one of those cognitive tests that the president keeps pacing. Honestly, we talked so much before the show started rolling that I think that by the time it's happened, Stuart was like, oh, wait, okay, this is different. I got to think of Mike you. Yeah, I thought we had done the show already. Yeah.

He was already on his way home.

He was riding his bicycle.

In my head, I'm like, so I got to pick up eggs.

Bread.

More eggs.

Someone's making French toast.

Ooh, la, la.

Okay, well, on this podcast, we watch a bad movie and talk about it. Yeah, because French toast is toast with tongue, Dan.

That's what it is, yeah.

You know, watch a bad movie, then we talk about it.

Yeah, a film that perhaps audiences or critics rejected or both, and then we see what we have to say about it.

We are the final judges.

Yeah.

Only us can judge.

Sorry, go on.

This episode, audiences did not reject it.

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