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Junkfood Cinema

Junk Bond: Dr. No

Junkfood Cinema

Brian Salisbury

Visual Arts, Tv & Film, Leisure, Arts, Hobbies

4.6705 Ratings

🗓️ 14 April 2022

⏱️ 86 minutes

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Summary

For your ears only: Brian & Cargill undertake the epic mission of covering every single James Bond film between Patreon and the main feed.

We hope this first episode, on the first Bond flick, will leave you both shaken and stirred.

Transcript

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0:00.0

The weather. Tomorrow, expect a biting cold front. Mmm, how naughty. I wonder what I'll be

0:06.8

wearing or taking off. The night will be wild and untamed. Expect heavy, lashing rain

0:13.0

that'll soak you to the skin. By Monday, temperatures will rise slowly but surely reaching

0:18.7

their peak in the afternoon.

0:23.0

Not in the mood for miserable weather?

0:25.8

Fly cheaply to Turkey with Sun Express.

0:28.7

Sun Express, non-stop sunshine. Music Boys, I'm eating junk and watching...

0:50.3

You better come out and stop me!

0:52.3

You better come out and stop me.

1:12.0

Hi, this is Dick Miller.

1:16.9

If you're listening to Junk Fu Cinema, who, junkie-ons.

1:36.3

It's time to get shaken and stirred by a new junk food cinema brought to you by

1:40.6

FilmSchoolRejects.com.com.

1:43.3

Dot com. Dot license to grill. I am your host Brian

1:48.9

Salisbury, the man with the golden pun. And I'm joined as per usual by my friend and colleague.

1:54.3

He is a novelist. He's a screenwriter. A lieutenant of Megaforce. A guy who was absolutely positively the head of Specter, Mr. C. Robert Cargill.

2:02.3

Hi.

2:03.4

How's it going, man? It is going. This is a momentous occasion here at junk food cinema.

2:09.6

I am so excited that I'm about to spin off this planet like I'm in a rocket ship,

2:13.3

and then that rocket ship's going to get captured by another rocket ship and take it to a

2:16.4

volcano layer and the whole thing's going to be blamed on another rocket ship and take it to a volcano layer.

2:18.1

And the whole thing's going to be blamed on Russia.

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