June 9, 2010

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 9 June 2010

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Summary

The grossest call-makers EVER (you might not even want to listen to this one), plus, the nerds get their hands on 'Bros Icing Bros', and Farhad Manjoo of Slate dot com reviews the new iPhone.

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0:00.0	Hello, I'm the new iPhone and I'm Jane Lynch.
0:03.9	One time I was left at a bar in Redwood City and sold on the internet for $5,000.
0:08.4	All my design features were broadcast all over the internet for the entire world to see
0:11.6	even though I wasn't finished yet.
0:13.0	I tried to leak my erotic novel online, but the website claimed to have never received
0:17.2	it.
0:18.2	I have a camera on the front so I can see myself take pictures.
0:20.9	I've always had a camera on my front, but I tell people it's a third nipple so they don't
0:24.6	feel less than.
0:26.8	Great news.
0:27.8	You can now use multiple apps with me at the same time.
0:29.4	Now I used to always have multiple apps.
0:32.0	God, I missed the 90s.
0:34.1	What were the 90s like?
0:35.1	Well, it was like cluster bombs going off in my pants.
0:38.6	T-B-T-L!
0:47.6	Hi there, everybody.
0:49.4	Welcome.
0:50.4	Welcome.
0:51.4	Welcome.
0:52.4	To a Wednesday afternoon edition of T-B-T-L, it's the show that's probably too beautiful
0:57.6	to live.
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